Dog: (poke) (sad face)
Me: (rolls over and shuts alarm) Go away.
Me: What do you want?
Dog: (poke) Out! (well, it sounds more like owwww, but its 'out' - trust me)
Me: You need to go out?
Me: Okay, give me a minute. (closes eyes)
Me: Okay, okay! I know, you need to go out.
Dog: (jumps on bed) (slobbers me)
Me: Get off me and I'll take you out!
Dog: (more slobbering) Ouuuut! Ouuuut! (runs for door)
Me: (takes dog out, goes back to bed)
Me: What now?
Dog: (sad face)
Me: I'm not getting up. I took you out already. Leave me alone.
Dog: (poke) Out! Out Ma! (which sounds like owwwww mwaaaaaa)
(God help me, that is how my day started out.) And yes, my dog talks. Seriously.